le jambon ou les oeufs?

Some take advantage of the single life by going out, meeting people, partying, buying expensive toys, and other vices. I derive my kicks and giggles from online episodes of Grey’s Anatomy that happen to include French subtitles.

The current episode playing just brought up the brought up the chicken-and-pig question of relationship roles. Which is of course, that in every relationship, there’s the chicken and the pig. The chicken brings the eggs and does their part showing up every morning, but the ham makes the ultimate sacrifice in bringing the bacon.

I guess we’re supposed to be aspiring to be the pig and the one that’s really committing to people, futures, and life. But let me tell you, I think if you’re really the pig, you’re a dumbass. Why would you jump off the cliff for someone just on the off-chance that someone else is going to jump with you?

In completely unrelated news, I went to Bi-Rite Creamery today. Which has be touted as an organic haven of local frozen goodness that can be consumed completely free of any eco-driven guilt. And also a hot spot for visiting celebs. But despite all this hype, Bi-Rite is also really, really good. I mean, MITCHELL’s kind of good. With the creaminess and the interesting flavors and the pretty fresh-baked cookies and brownies and the happy people. And did I mention the creaminess? I had a scoop of ginger with a gingersnap cookie that made me nearly as happy as the day Phil and I watched 24 episodes of 24. And my college graduation. If I had taken a photo, it would one day go in a double frame with my wedding photo. In fact, I am definitely going to do that the next time I go there. Who wants ice cream tomorrow?